Tool for good

Blogs can be used for all sorts of nifty things. Like getting yourself noticed and invited to the Democratic Convention. I turned down that opportunity to spend more time with the sis and try and beat some lovin out of it. Would be fun to be there though. I'll always be amused by a large organisation who believes that it can replace the prince of evil with a trial lawyer. Didn't they see The Devil's Advocate? Sure, it may have been based on fiction - but so is the current political climate in the United States. Still, the democrats seem to have that wide eyed dreamy look people get after being in a cult too long or eating McDonalds. Still, their blind faith that the winner of the presidency will be decided by the winner of the election makes me feel all warm and gooey inside. The tension backstage must be fantastic. You have Bill, who wishes that he was still president and that more people would buy his book; Hilary, who wants to president and wishes that more people would buy her book; Al, who should be president and wishes that more people would buy his book; Jimmy, who was president and wishes he knew where he was; and Teresa, who just wishes everyone would shove it. The tension in front of the stage must be equally electric. You have the democrats who are really republicans; and the people who came with Carter.

I reckon it'd be more fun to nominate a stiff and get GB2 to campaign against a corpse. Wait a minute....