Special Prize

The next person who tells me that a)I look like crap or b)that I need to get more sleep will win a special prize courtesy some fictional mobsters I pretend to know because I only have one joke and not much of an imagination. 2 hours average is fine for thesis student. There is quite a positive upside to not sleeping much. Uni is nice, quiet, and solitary in the morning and we have some very cheerful cleaners who have taken quite a shining to me. God knows why. Reccomend the cooked breakfast at UCSA. The downside, other than perpetual surliness, is I slept through Sunday, causing concerned flatmates to brave my room in order to determine whether I was still, you know, alive. Thanks.

The above goes for the next person who tells me to run for President of the UCSA. Do I strike you as an ego-centric, arrogant tosser who is only interested in hogging the spotlight and talking about me me me me me.... Don't answer that. Still not running.

Currently writing 6 month report in order to ensure I'm not denying the holocaust happened. Damn Hayward.