Friday 13

Does anyone else see the irony in being single the day before Valentines day - on Friday the 13th? I think that basically means we're doomed for that most cliched and commercial of romantic nights. Shouldn't all days be like that. I should probably clarify that because it might get my in trouble one day. All days should be romantic, but that doesn't mean I'll take the missus (when I get one) out for dinner every night sprinkle rose petals over the house. Toasted sandwiches in front of the box could be romantic given the right context.

Speaking of romance, I've now got two groupies - or at least 2 that I know of. Sweet. Not that they're romantic groupies. I hope. More like yes men, and I like yes men (and women) when they agree with me.

Emma has suggested that I have to pay a poll tax whenever I mention her on this site. That ain't gonna happen. But it has given me a fantastic idea. I'm going to charge her each time I use her name. Emma. Emma. Emma. Emma. You can't ordinarily buy advertising of this quality or sophistication, but I'm super. And this way we both win. Emma gets more visitors to her site thanks to my large readership base, and I get to buy a house in the mountains for me and my groupies.