Ohh dear

Tim is currently trying to guess my second name. I'm trying not to distract him. Now singing 'I'm going slightly mad'. The man is a musical.

I have not yet managed to lose my standard two habit of insulting the girls I'm attracted to. For example, it might not be the best idea to call someone 'mutie', or make the call 'Quiet, mute girl' when they are sick, in pain and cannot talk, no matter how funny it may be. I am thus a munter. At least I'm a funny munter.

McLaren's new car looks worse than the old car. Damn the tires - damn them!

When we last left our superhero TBALC soldiers they were regrouping after a successful attack on Hawaii. I'm please to report that latest communications from the group have reported the capture of the Island of Maui and the initial stages of a report on Honolulu. Diplomatically there is mixed news. GB2 has marshaled an alliance of nations to counter the 'terrorist threat' of TBALC. The 'Coalition of the Willing Mach 2' consist of the USA, Great Britain, Australia, the Philippines, South Korea and Don Brash, although he may change his mind according to the polls. On the other hand, TBALC has secured recognition from the French and German governments and has established an embassy through Hamish who is currently hungover somewhere in Prague (I think). Si, Charlie, Charlina and Dan have successfully over-run Buckingham Palace and Si Young is poised to crown himself as king and lord of the realm. And Wisconsin has ceded from the USA and has joined Canada in support of TBALC. We're not really sure why.