I have a statcounter on my site. It's largely an egotistical attempt for self-validation (note the irony) but it does through up some interesting facts. And creepy ones. Carrying on from my Canadian visitor looking for cannibal women to eat him or her, we have an Israeli casing the joint for free teen porn from Czechoslovakia. Sadly this will not work. Czechoslovakia no longer exists, having split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia in 1993. The fact that this is a blog will probably not help you in your quest for free teen porn.

One thing I have noticed lately is a large increase in the amount of traffic coming in from Japan. Specifically from Hiroshima and Fukushima. Hello Mike, Hayley and Corey. Clearly the dragonflies aren't that interesting. Funnily enough when I went to look at the country - statcounter has a function where the city of your connection is represented by a big red dot. My geography is way off. Hiroshima turns out to be in the middle of Korea.

Incidentally, The US is pulling out of Korea.

The olympics are cool. I didn't think they would drag me in but they have and they are good. And it looks like fun, winning a medal and all. Unfortunately you have to dedicate your life to a single thing, work insane hours, have a small social life, feel guilt whever not training and the chances of having a relationship are reduced due to work ethic and obsessive compulsive traits. Although the chances of brief and passionate affairs are increased due to the body being 'sculpted'.

Damnit.

We could, of course, change the events to better reflect the modern era. This would enable us to compete. I'm sure the 'Biggest Star Wars Geek' event would pull the crowds, but as I pretend to have a meaningful life that would end in immediate disqualification if I entered. The 'Biggest Drug Cheat' would be awarded posthumously but before the closing ceremony. Again, not my scene. Unless it was crack, but as even I am getting sick of that joke I won't state it. I could probably get something in the 'Most words spoken for nothing said' event, although I think Charlie would clean the floor with that one. The 'biggest procrastinator' award wouldn't be worth much because no-one would bother turning up. I could clean up in the 'Dig yourself a hole'. I could compete in both the sprint and long distance events. I told a couple of the law students in Debsoc about my Russel Mac scholarship interview and you could see their brains whirl as they attempted to figure out how I could be so... Dave. Hero to Zero (in interview) in 0.5 seconds. It's that kind of acceleration which could blow my opposition away.

Might need some interview tips for the Hall interview later in the year.

Ohhh women's beach volleyball. Should watch. Ma talked to me about 'asexualism' tonight, and how she thought people who were 'asexual' were actually gay. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything. I'm certainly not carefree and happy. *sigh*

bugger off.