Google

As a rule I refuse to google those people who I find attractive. It is wrong, people! There is no reason not to google myself, however. The results are alarming.

Apparently I:
Write Christian books
Was one of Don Gasparro's multiple personalities (Am now his lover!?!).
Am a bald Dr.
Wrote a book on Spanish Law!
Do something arty
Study in Melbourne
can strike a macho foreign pose.

I am everywhere! Well, no, not really. This name has condemned me to a life of apparent geekdom and publishing. No porn starr life for me.