Some people

That Canadian visitor who was hoping to find a real cannibal girl to eat him/her has returned. They first checked into the site a few months ago using yahoo to search for suitable candidates. I think this is their third visit. I'm impressed at the mindless dedication to serving oneself on a platter that would drive someone to read this drivel on three separate occasions.

There is an irony in being mindless but wanting someone to eat it.

If you return, Canadian friend, stick with the vegetables or animal meat. If you are really keen on a slow and painful death, try politics. Or Episode 1.

Or Episode 2.

Student politics on campus are in full swing with all the back stabbing and bitchiness that is commonly associated and universally loathed by everyone not actually involved. I wish I could remember the days when Tim was elected to the council on the basis of his wang orange shirt. Now people are involved with 'issues' which eventually turn out to be themselves. And who really cares? I voted for people who I knew. Or would have had one of them not been disqualified. Something a little suspect there - I know people who know things and are impartial so I'll have to check up on that. It's not a perfect selection process, voting for who you know, but it's based on the assumption that legal advice will usually be followed. Then again, I'm consistently surprised by how thick some people are.

Such as John Kerry. For a man who can actually string a sentence together he is remarkably thick. He is certainly not doing as well as the majority of us would have liked. Being compared to Dukakis is not something he can afford to let happen. But he'll probably take a few days to think about how to appear decisive, and then change his mind again. Grrr.

Tony Blair is looking to force climate change to the top of the G8 agenda. Bush won't like this. Blair will back down. It won't be quite as obvious as that but that's what the effect will be.

We're playing the top of the league tonight in indoor soccer. This is not good. Nic is stuck with the show. Tim will need a big effort in defense, and Johnny will have to play like Pele on acid. I've got a sprained ankle which has only partially healed, and am hamstrung (hehe) by a general lack of talent. Since I've got back from Blenheim I've played 2 games for our team and only scored 1 goal. Shoddy munter. Must improve.

Oh. That's right. Thesis.